Philosophical and all

 SO P Made a blog asking "philosophical" questions or whatever, so i'll answer them here! I hope he does answer them himself, we all should! them seem interesting.. 

This will be unedited no removals or restructuring while I answer, so you'll get whatever~

NUMBER 1: Would you still love me if I were an imagine dragon's fan? 

UMMM... Me not really understanding the meaning or backstory of this question, yes? With further research, google says they're commonly disliked cause of their generic style, overexposure, cultural backlash and lack of authenticity(?) I say, I would love you less. 

NUMBER 2: What body part would you cannibalize first if you had to?

Easy, forearm. I think it'll interesting to pull apart in the cooking process, you know? 

NUMBER 3: Will you ever print polaroids of us and stick them on your wall? 

ACTUALLY, WHAT COINKY DINK I LITERALLY (not polaroids) but I just ordered some pictures to be printed just this morning So, the answer is yes, you will be featured on my photo wall! 

NUMBER 4: Do you prefer soft pillows or hard pillows?

I like a perfect in between, but if I HAD to pick soft, I move a lot in my sleep, so I need to be able to move my head freely. 

NUMBER 5: How many pillows do you use? 

2ish? In the morning ones on the ground :) (ACTUALLY ONE OF MY PILLOWS IS AT ZHY'S STILL, WHEN WILL IT BE RETURNED?)

NUMBER 6: How do you feel about my presence in you room? 

You're in my room? where? are you in the closet? Feel free to look around, I guess..

NUMBER 7: If you were converted to a common pet animal, what would it be, and why? 

Cat, they live easy, and I need to see the gossip on the streets. I need to know why my cat is always back so late.

NUMBER 8: If the one you love loved another, would you continue to love or move on to the next? 

I'd kill myself first and foremost, second, there's nothing else to do but to move on. I'm no Conrad Fisher; he wasted his time. 

NUMBER 9: Do you find yourself finding faces in the floor, ceiling and walls?

Yea, its weird. 

NUMBER 10: How long do you stare, and what makes you notice?

I don't know how long I stare, all I know is that I have a staring problem, when I stare I only realize I'm staring cause they're looking back.. 

NUMBER 11: Does window shopping appeal to you? How long do you look through and how thorough are you?

I window shop all the time, I'm too broke to go shopping regularly. But when I do It'll depend on if there's anything appealing, like right now WINTER COATS IS SOMETHING I STOP FOR ALL THE TIMEE!

NUMBER 12: What sport have you been good at?

I'm not good at any sport. The better question is: what sports have I tried? Volleyball and football, I tried and failed but I'm willing to try again, I guess. (I've got bad memories with both)

NUMBER 13: What defines "good"?

I would define "good" as a happy median between "okay" and "great". You or all parties involved must be somewhat satisfied with the action or service. 

NUMBER 14: If you wanted to be good at a sport, which? 

OOOOooo Swimming, I swim so poorly, it's embarrassing. But volleyball would be great too!

NUMBER 15: What is the weirdest food combination you know? 

Ice, condensed milk and avocado/corn (not both, just one or the other) WAIT THERES ALSO CHAPARADO (FILIPINO CHOCOLATE RICE) AND TUYO (DRIED FISH)

NUMBER 16: Who is your gay awakening?

Vanessa from Phineas and Ferb

NUMBER 17: What niche food do you enjoy?

Pizza (any, I don't discriminate)

NUMBER 18: What is the dumbest thing you did to get somone's attention?

Acted tough, so she thought I was cool during paintball, I was left with 3 massive bruises on my back, it was veryy fun~

NUMBER 19: What are your top 3 and bottom 3 chip flavours? 

No firm opinion on this, but ready salted, salted vinegar chips and then sour cream? 

NUMBER 20: Are you satisfied? 

sure, life isn't too bad for now :)